~lalalalala

littlemissdorkette:

J.K. Rowling once wrote, “The consequences of our actions are so complicated, so diverse, that predicting the future is a very difficult business indeed.” J.K. Rowling was right, but what most of you don’t know is, Julian was able to do it. He knew, a long time ago, that he would find Brooke. When Julian was my age, which was a very, very, very, very, very long time ago, he went to a county fair, and he met a girl. Not Brooke, but they went on a bunch of rides together, including the Octopus; irrelevant to the story. But that night, Julian felt a crush for the first time; a real crush. Relax Aunt Brooke, he was my age. So at the end of the night, they decided to break this bumper car token in half. Julian has kept his half all these years. Not because he missed the girl, but because he knew, somewhere out there, was the other half; his perfect match. And he was right. Today, Julian married my Aunt Brooke. She’s probably the coolest girl I know, and the girl Julian’s been waiting for since he broke this bumper car token in half, a long time ago, at a county fair. And today, Julian gave me this token. He said he didn’t need it any more because he found his other half. Congratulations Julian, I think it was worth the wait.

His best man’s speech was brilliant. Just like his Uncle Lucas.

P.S. James Lucas Scott quoted J.K. Rowling. Your argument is invalid.